mr chow was in my dream again……..

i don’t remember much but chow from the hangover was there so it must have been pretty funny

i put this on my real blog the other day but i haven’t posted on here in a while, but anyway the other day i dreamt that i had a friend who met me from my french exam/philosopher’s tone quest and they brought me one and a half ham baguettes and an apple and a mars bar

i was in france at our friends house and there were loads of purple flowers and they made something really cheesy for tea and then i was picking the flowers and turning them into photos

and then i’m not sure who’s it was but i went to someone’s house and someone kept giving me beer and i didn’t like it so i put it in a cuboard full of cereal and then i went outside and there was a swamp and everyone was walking round in it and all the fish had gone to the side and they were like mini mermaids

i was in this building which was kind of like denmark road but bigger and there were more windows and those big people from pirates of the caribbean 4 with earrings all over their faces were chasing me so i hid in a room with loads of little puzzles so they left me alone and then i had to go to my english exam and i only realised five minutes before so i had to find loads of pencils and rub out all the notes in my abse book and i didn’t know anything and it wasn’t very nice

i can’t really remember much but i remember my english teacher was there and she was really angry so i ate some soup

we were driving through narnia on a sledge and picking up mr tumnus and the beavers and everyone on the way and then we went through this archway thing like the one they drove through at the royal wedding and all the people on the white witch’s side were rhinos and they were wearing these masks and armor but they didn’t stop us even though they knew we were sons of adam and daughters of eve

and then beth had another party and her house was really long and didn’t have any ceilings and then my dad came to pick me up but then he turned into my gran in someone else’s body so i said bye to everyone and i was walking out the kitchen and karen from outnumbered was there with one of those ladybird umbrellas and she kept asking me weird questions but then i had to leave because my gran was getting angry because it was like 1 o’clock in the morning but it was light

i think i was skiing with my whole family but we were skiing on grass instead of snow and my gran and grandad were there and they were really good even though they’re like 90

but then they went skiing without me in half term because i wanted to go to a party and i was trying to work out when we were going skiing and then i realised they’d just gone

and so i went to a party in a little motel thing like the one sam stayed in in glee last night and then i went home but my friend rang me and told me she needed my help so i ran back at 5 o’clock in the morning and just as i was leaving my family arrived back at home so i told them i was going for a run and i got back to the motel and there was a bath filled with tiny pieces of red plastic and she was crying and stuff because she needed to get the plastic out so i told her to let the plug out but she just kept on filling it up with water so i left

i was at a party on my primary school field and my mum was giving everyone this amazing pasta but when it touched the plate it turned into carrots which was quite disappointing

and then i had a shower in my pjamas and the doors were like those ones in western films where they keep swinging once you go through them

and then i was sitting on a sofa with loads of people talking about reading and the line up was tattooed all over the walls and i was really sad so i watched pirates of the caribbean but the only person in it was captain jack

okay so i went to visit my friend maddy in germany and her mum made me water their whole garden and all their vegetables and then i saw maddy and she was filling up a paddling pool with loads of people in it but i ran over and gave her a massive hug anyway and the paddling pool water and all the people fell out on the vegetable patch and i was really scared because my brother told me that her mum had bipolar

and then i went to this cave and my friends emma and ed were there and they were telling me their plan for their holiday and they were going to china and dubai and france and they drew their plan out on a massive green map

and then we couldn’t get out of the cave because we’d shrunk so peter pan came to save us he carried us out one by one and put us on this rock like the one in harry potter and the half blood prince when they disapparate onto that rock to find the locket and the sea is all crazy and wavey apart from the sea was nice and glittery and calm

and then peter pan flew us away out of the massive see through bubble and into space which my whole dream had been taking place in